I Wrote A Blog...And There Was Much Rejoicing...Yay

Slave-girl is running on about 4 hours' sleep right now, so I can't promise anything very coherent. Mea culpa.

I had to be up at 9 this morning to make it to my little orientation meeting for my new writing job by 10. I have this problem, that if I know I have to be up at a certain (early) time, I worry that I'll oversleep, and thus can't actually sleep. So I think I drifted off around 5:30 and woke up at 9. I was not a happy camper. Luckily, it didn't appear that anyone else there was a morning person, either, as none of us could communicate with much more than monosyllabic grunts for at least an hour. Grrr...cave girl.

However, the good news is, I can probably make lots of money doing this if I won't let myself get lazy. Of course, it also helps that they're going to give us bonuses according to how much traffic we drive to our pages. And I know all kinds of stuff about running blogs to the top of the search engines for keywords, yay! So I have my fingers crossed there.

Then, after that long meeting was finally over, L. and I went to the awesome Chinese place for lunch. (I always have to go there after I've spent time with B. and J. Good Chinese always follows good sex.) After hot and sour soup and sesame chicken, we went to go see the new Fast and the Furious movie.

Dear God, I would do all kinds of illegal things with Paul Walker. And Vin Diesel. And Jordana Brewster. And Michelle Rodriguez 'cause I've thought she was unbelievably hot ever since the first Fast and the Furious movie came out. I love the idea of doing all kinds of nasty things to a girl who's a little rough around the edges, like me. (And, yes, I know the movies are cheesy, but whatever. Hot boys. Hot girls. And occasionally, they have fantastic American muscle cars that show up instead of the stupid Japanese shit.)

But the truth is, I squirmed in my seat through the whole movie. 'Cause, I'm sorry, I'm a redneck. Fast cars vaguely turn me on. Or, not so vaguely, depending on what they are. (*Ahem--big block Chevy--ahem*) And then, there's the whole imagining being gang-raped by the four main characters thing. *Fans self*

I know. I'm a whore.

So I'm relatively certain that being the center of a free-for-all gangbang with males AND females will rank pretty high in the fantasy rotation for the next few days. *Blushes* Not that that's not a pretty common staple, anyhow.

Ok, I just spent an hour on the phone with a cokehead. Ugh, I hate those. He hung up and said he'd call back in 4 minutes. I gave him 10 and logged out. I'm so tired, so I'm ducking out of here and going to bed. Maybe I'll have something a wee bit more interesting to blog about tomorrow.

Also...I <3 Master and Mistress! :D